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So, you’re in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn’t have sex with you anyway.
What you will need: 1 x knife, 1 x ring, access to a sunbed, the ability to grow a beard.
Step One: Place the ring on your wedding finger and avoid contact with your friend [...]

I’m a married man, but this article still hit home.
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7th Anniversary is today. Bratta said it best.
Marriage is a lot like leveling in an MMO. You get sent on lots of quests, have to slay things (like spiders that run into the house), and if you’re good there’s lots of grinding.